Great Quotes From Frustrated Golfers

By: Aazdak Alisimo

Golf is a game of glory and humiliation. You can shoot a birdie on one hole and hit it onto the roof of a house on the next. They have yet to build the rollercoaster that can even remotely compare and golfers know it as these quotes show.

1. I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf. - John Daly

2. If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. - Sam Snead

3. It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. - Hank Aaron

4. There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

5. Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour. - Unknown

6. Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective. - Huxtable Pippey

7. In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base. - Ken Harrelson

8. Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

9. Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. - Harry Vardon

10. Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.

11. Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. - Lee Trevino

12. Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

13. I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart. - Buddy Hackett

14. The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

15. Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. - Kevin Costner

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Aazdak Alisimo writes for GolfClubCourse.com - your resource for finding golf courses.

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